{"id":39,"date":"2017-06-27T08:00:41","date_gmt":"2017-06-27T08:00:41","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/themes.pankogut.com\/moroseta\/?p=39"},"modified":"2017-06-28T22:06:20","modified_gmt":"2017-06-28T22:06:20","slug":"my-cat","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/themes.pankogut.com\/moroseta\/my-cat\/","title":{"rendered":"My Cat"},"content":{"rendered":"

I’m afraid I just blue myself. That’s what it said on ‘Ask Jeeves.’ First place chick is hot, but has an attitude, doesn’t date magicians. It’s called ‘taking advantage.’ It’s what gets you ahead in life.<\/p>\n

Guy’s a pro. Whoa, this guy’s straight? Bad news. Andy Griffith turned us down. He didn’t like his trailer. I’m afraid I just blue myself.<\/p>\n

Now, when you do this without getting punched in the chest, you’ll have more fun. Guy’s a pro.<\/strong> Well, what do you expect, mother?<\/em> I care deeply for nature.<\/p>\n

I don’t criticize you! And if you’re worried about criticism, sometimes a diet is the best defense. Now, when you do this without getting punched in the chest, you’ll have more fun. We just call it a sausage.<\/p>\n

I’ve opened a door here that I regret. That’s what it said on ‘Ask Jeeves.’ No\u2026 but I’d like to be asked! Army had half a day. Whoa, this guy’s straight?<\/p>\n

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  1. There’s only one man I’ve ever called a coward, and that’s Brian Doyle Murray. No, what I’m calling you is a television actor.<\/li>\n
  2. But I bought a yearbook ad from you, doesn’t that mean anything anymore?<\/li>\n
  3. No! I was ashamed to be SEEN with you. I like being with you.<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n

    That’s what it said on ‘Ask Jeeves.’ No\u2026 but I’d like to be asked! That’s what it said on ‘Ask Jeeves.’ First place chick is hot, but has an attitude, doesn’t date magicians. There’s only one man I’ve ever called a coward, and that’s Brian Doyle Murray. No, what I’m calling you is a television actor.<\/p>\n

    No! I was ashamed to be SEEN with you. I like being with you. First place chick is hot, but has an attitude, doesn’t date magicians. That’s what it said on ‘Ask Jeeves.’ Well, what do you expect, mother?<\/p>\n