They’re not aliens, they’re Earth\u2026liens! You know how I sometimes have really brilliant ideas? No\u2026 It’s a thing; it’s like a plan, but with more greatness. The way I see it, every life is a pile of good things and bad things.\u2026hey.\u2026the good things don’t always soften the bad things; but vice-versa the bad things don’t necessarily spoil the good things and make them unimportant.<\/p>\n
I hate yogurt. It’s just stuff with bits in. You’ve swallowed a planet! I’m the Doctor, I’m worse than everyone’s aunt. *catches himself* And that is not how I’m introducing myself. Saving the world with meals on wheels.<\/p>\n
I am the last of my species, and I know how that weighs on the heart so don’t lie to me! The way I see it, every life is a pile of good things and bad things.<\/strong> \u2026hey.<\/em> \u2026the good things don’t always soften the bad things; but vice-versa the bad things don’t necessarily spoil the good things and make them unimportant.<\/p>\n You know when grown-ups tell you ‘everything’s going to be fine’ and you think they’re probably lying to make you feel better? Did I mention we have comfy chairs? It’s a fez. I wear a fez now. Fezes are cool.<\/p>\n No, I’ll fix it. I’m good at fixing rot. Call me the Rotmeister. No, I’m the Doctor. Don’t call me the Rotmeister. Aw, you’re all Mr. Grumpy Face today. The way I see it, every life is a pile of good things and bad things.\u2026hey.\u2026the good things don’t always soften the bad things; but vice-versa the bad things don’t necessarily spoil the good things and make them unimportant.<\/p>\n I’m the Doctor. Well, they call me the Doctor. I don’t know why. I call me the Doctor too. I still don’t know why. Heh-haa! Super squeaky bum time! Father Christmas. Santa Claus. Or as I’ve always known him: Jeff.<\/p>\n Saving the world with meals on wheels. Stop talking, brain thinking. Hush. Father Christmas. Santa Claus. Or as I’ve always known him: Jeff. Annihilate? No. No violence. I won’t stand for it. Not now, not ever, do you understand me?! I’m the Doctor, the Oncoming Storm – and you basically meant beat them in a football match, didn’t you?<\/p>\n You’ve swallowed a planet! You know when grown-ups tell you ‘everything’s going to be fine’ and you think they’re probably lying to make you feel better? No, I’ll fix it. I’m good at fixing rot. Call me the Rotmeister. No, I’m the Doctor. Don’t call me the Rotmeister.<\/p>\n *Insistently* Bow ties are cool! Come on Amy, I’m a normal bloke, tell me what normal blokes do! Stop talking, brain thinking. Hush. You know when grown-ups tell you ‘everything’s going to be fine’ and you think they’re probably lying to make you feel better?<\/p>\n Heh-haa! Super squeaky bum time! I am the last of my species, and I know how that weighs on the heart so don’t lie to me! You hit me with a cricket bat. You hate me; you want to kill me! Well, go on! Kill me! KILL ME!<\/p>\n It’s art! A statement on modern society, ‘Oh Ain’t Modern Society Awful?’! Sorry, checking all the water in this area; there’s an escaped fish. You hate me; you want to kill me! Well, go on! Kill me! KILL ME!<\/p>\n It’s art! A statement on modern society, ‘Oh Ain’t Modern Society Awful?’! I am the last of my species, and I know how that weighs on the heart so don’t lie to me! I’m the Doctor, I’m worse than everyone’s aunt. *catches himself* And that is not how I’m introducing myself.<\/p>\n Sorry, checking all the water in this area; there’s an escaped fish. Stop talking, brain thinking. Hush. All I’ve got to do is pass as an ordinary human being. Simple. What could possibly go wrong? I am the last of my species, and I know how that weighs on the heart so don’t lie to me!<\/p>\n All I’ve got to do is pass as an ordinary human being. Simple. What could possibly go wrong? Annihilate? No. No violence. I won’t stand for it. Not now, not ever, do you understand me?! I’m the Doctor, the Oncoming Storm – and you basically meant beat them in a football match, didn’t you?<\/p>\n You hate me; you want to kill me! Well, go on! Kill me! KILL ME! The way I see it, every life is a pile of good things and bad things.\u2026hey.\u2026the good things don’t always soften the bad things; but vice-versa the bad things don’t necessarily spoil the good things and make them unimportant.<\/p>\n Sorry, checking all the water in this area; there’s an escaped fish. I’m the Doctor, I’m worse than everyone’s aunt. *catches himself* And that is not how I’m introducing myself. I am the Doctor, and you are the Daleks!<\/p>\n Annihilate? No. No violence. I won’t stand for it. Not now, not ever, do you understand me?! I’m the Doctor, the Oncoming Storm – and you basically meant beat them in a football match, didn’t you? They’re not aliens, they’re Earth\u2026liens!<\/p>\n All I’ve got to do is pass as an ordinary human being. Simple. What could possibly go wrong? They’re not aliens, they’re Earth\u2026liens! Heh-haa! Super squeaky bum time! I am the last of my species, and I know how that weighs on the heart so don’t lie to me!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" They’re not aliens, they’re Earth\u2026liens! You know how I sometimes have really brilliant ideas? No\u2026 It’s a thing; it’s like a plan, but with more greatness. The way […] <\/p>\n\n
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