{"id":19,"date":"2017-06-27T07:11:50","date_gmt":"2017-06-27T07:11:50","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/themes.pankogut.com\/foodylite\/?p=19"},"modified":"2018-06-29T12:55:30","modified_gmt":"2018-06-29T12:55:30","slug":"i-love-cakes","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/themes.pankogut.com\/foodylite\/i-love-cakes\/","title":{"rendered":"I love Cakes"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class=\"jetpack-video-wrapper\"><iframe loading=\"lazy\" title=\"PIZZA VERDI (short film) by Gary Nadeau featuring NORM LEWIS and MARIE ZAMORA. Vimeo Staff Pick \/ Film Shortage Featured Short.\" src=\"https:\/\/player.vimeo.com\/video\/24831714?dnt=1&amp;app_id=122963\" width=\"1140\" height=\"485\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"autoplay; fullscreen; picture-in-picture; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; web-share\" referrerpolicy=\"strict-origin-when-cross-origin\"><\/iframe><\/div>\n<p>Michael! That&#8217;s what it said on &#8216;Ask Jeeves.&#8217; First place chick is hot, but has an attitude, doesn&#8217;t date magicians. No, I did not kill Kitty. However, I am going to oblige and answer the nice officer&#8217;s questions because I am an honest man with no secrets to hide.<!--more--><\/p>\n<p>There&#8217;s only one man I&#8217;ve ever called a coward, and that&#8217;s Brian Doyle Murray. No, what I&#8217;m calling you is a television actor. Bad news. Andy Griffith turned us down. He didn&#8217;t like his trailer. I don&#8217;t understand the question, and I won&#8217;t respond to it.<\/p>\n<p>I don&#8217;t understand the question, and I won&#8217;t respond to it. Say goodbye to these, because it&#8217;s the last time! Oh, you&#8217;re gonna be in a coma, all right. <strong> I&#8217;m half machine.<\/strong> <em> I&#8217;m a monster.<\/em> Not tricks, Michael, illusions.<\/p>\n<p>We just call it a sausage. Guy&#8217;s a pro. I care deeply for nature. Did you enjoy your meal, Mom? You drank it fast enough. No, I did not kill Kitty. However, I am going to oblige and answer the nice officer&#8217;s questions because I am an honest man with no secrets to hide.<\/p>\n<p>Army had half a day. There&#8217;s so many poorly chosen words in that sentence. There&#8217;s only one man I&#8217;ve ever called a coward, and that&#8217;s Brian Doyle Murray. No, what I&#8217;m calling you is a television actor.<\/p>\n<ol>\n<li>Say goodbye to these, because it&#8217;s the last time!<\/li>\n<li>It&#8217;s a hug, Michael. I&#8217;m hugging you.<\/li>\n<li>It&#8217;s called &#8216;taking advantage.&#8217; It&#8217;s what gets you ahead in life.<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n<p>That&#8217;s why you always leave a note! I don&#8217;t criticize you! And if you&#8217;re worried about criticism, sometimes a diet is the best defense. Marry me. That&#8217;s what it said on &#8216;Ask Jeeves.&#8217; Not tricks, Michael, illusions.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m afraid I just blue myself. I don&#8217;t criticize you! And if you&#8217;re worried about criticism, sometimes a diet is the best defense. No! I was ashamed to be SEEN with you. I like being with you. I care deeply for nature.<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>I&#8217;m half machine. I&#8217;m a monster.<\/li>\n<li>I&#8217;m a monster.<\/li>\n<li>Say goodbye to these, because it&#8217;s the last time!<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>Steve Holt! Really? Did nothing cancel? Across from where? Army had half a day.<\/p>\n<p>Army had half a day. Michael! There&#8217;s only one man I&#8217;ve ever called a coward, and that&#8217;s Brian Doyle Murray. No, what I&#8217;m calling you is a television actor. Whoa, this guy&#8217;s straight? What&#8217;s Spanish for &#8220;I know you speak English?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m half machine. I&#8217;m a monster. I&#8217;m afraid I just blue myself. I&#8217;m half machine. I&#8217;m a monster. No, I did not kill Kitty. However, I am going to oblige and answer the nice officer&#8217;s questions because I am an honest man with no secrets to hide.<\/p>\n<p>Say goodbye to these, because it&#8217;s the last time! We just call it a sausage. I&#8217;m afraid I just blue myself. He&#8217;ll want to use your yacht, and I don&#8217;t want this thing smelling like fish. He&#8217;ll want to use your yacht, and I don&#8217;t want this thing smelling like fish.<\/p>\n<p>What&#8217;s Spanish for &#8220;I know you speak English?&#8221; Did you enjoy your meal, Mom? You drank it fast enough. Steve Holt! I&#8217;m half machine. I&#8217;m a monster. I&#8217;m a monster.<\/p>\n<p>As you may or may not know, Lindsay and I have hit a bit of a rough patch. There&#8217;s only one man I&#8217;ve ever called a coward, and that&#8217;s Brian Doyle Murray. No, what I&#8217;m calling you is a television actor.<\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s a hug, Michael. I&#8217;m hugging you. Now, when you do this without getting punched in the chest, you&#8217;ll have more fun. Oh, you&#8217;re gonna be in a coma, all right. I&#8217;m a monster. Did you enjoy your meal, Mom? You drank it fast enough.<\/p>\n<p>But I bought a yearbook ad from you, doesn&#8217;t that mean anything anymore? Guy&#8217;s a pro. Across from where? Well, what do you expect, mother?<\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s a hug, Michael. I&#8217;m hugging you. Oh, you&#8217;re gonna be in a coma, all right. Michael! Really? Did nothing cancel? Guy&#8217;s a pro. Did you enjoy your meal, Mom? You drank it fast enough.<\/p>\n<p>Steve Holt! I don&#8217;t criticize you! And if you&#8217;re worried about criticism, sometimes a diet is the best defense. I&#8217;m afraid I just blue myself. Get me a vodka rocks. And a piece of toast. I&#8217;m afraid I just blue myself.<\/p>\n<p>No! I was ashamed to be SEEN with you. I like being with you. I&#8217;m half machine. I&#8217;m a monster. I don&#8217;t criticize you! 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