It’s called ‘taking advantage.’ It’s what gets you ahead in life. Oh, you’re gonna be in a coma, all right. There’s so many poorly chosen words in that sentence. No, I did not kill Kitty. However, I am going to oblige and answer the nice officer’s questions because I am an honest man with no secrets to hide.<\/p>\n
Guy’s a pro. Well, what do you expect, mother? Across from where?<\/strong> Steve Holt!<\/em> Well, what do you expect, mother?<\/p>\n First place chick is hot, but has an attitude, doesn’t date magicians. As you may or may not know, Lindsay and I have hit a bit of a rough patch. Get me a vodka rocks. And a piece of toast. Get me a vodka rocks. And a piece of toast.<\/p>\n Steve Holt! Say goodbye to these, because it’s the last time! I’m half machine. I’m a monster. That’s why you always leave a note!<\/p>\n Steve Holt! As you may or may not know, Lindsay and I have hit a bit of a rough patch. Marry me. Whoa, this guy’s straight? There’s so many poorly chosen words in that sentence.<\/p>\n Across from where? There’s only one man I’ve ever called a coward, and that’s Brian Doyle Murray. No, what I’m calling you is a television actor. Get me a vodka rocks. And a piece of toast. Michael! Bad news. Andy Griffith turned us down. He didn’t like his trailer.<\/p>\n We just call it a sausage. Oh, you’re gonna be in a coma, all right. I hear the jury’s still out on science. Oh, you’re gonna be in a coma, all right. Get me a vodka rocks. And a piece of toast. That’s why you always leave a note!<\/p>\n There’s only one man I’ve ever called a coward, and that’s Brian Doyle Murray. No, what I’m calling you is a television actor. Guy’s a pro. I don’t understand the question, and I won’t respond to it. Really? Did nothing cancel?<\/p>\n No, I did not kill Kitty. However, I am going to oblige and answer the nice officer’s questions because I am an honest man with no secrets to hide. It’s called ‘taking advantage.’ It’s what gets you ahead in life.<\/p>\n Army had half a day. I’m afraid I just blue myself. Get me a vodka rocks. And a piece of toast. It’s a hug, Michael. I’m hugging you.<\/p>\n Not tricks, Michael, illusions. Really? Did nothing cancel? We just call it a sausage. Now, when you do this without getting punched in the chest, you’ll have more fun. Across from where?<\/p>\n First place chick is hot, but has an attitude, doesn’t date magicians. I hear the jury’s still out on science. Steve Holt! I’m afraid I just blue myself. But I bought a yearbook ad from you, doesn’t that mean anything anymore?<\/p>\n Bad news. Andy Griffith turned us down. He didn’t like his trailer. Marry me. Now, when you do this without getting punched in the chest, you’ll have more fun. Really? Did nothing cancel? It’s a hug, Michael. I’m hugging you.<\/p>\n He’ll want to use your yacht, and I don’t want this thing smelling like fish. Michael! I don’t understand the question, and I won’t respond to it. I don’t understand the question, and I won’t respond to it.<\/p>\n I’m a monster. Michael! Get me a vodka rocks. And a piece of toast. Did you enjoy your meal, Mom? You drank it fast enough. It’s a hug, Michael. I’m hugging you.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" That’s what it said on ‘Ask Jeeves.’ It’s called ‘taking advantage.’ It’s what gets you ahead in life. Oh, you’re gonna be in a coma, all right. There’s so many poorly chosen words in that sentence. No, I did not kill Kitty. However, I am going to oblige and answer the nice officer’s questions because<\/p>\nOh, you’re gonna be in a coma, all right.<\/h2>\n
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