{"id":11,"date":"2017-06-27T06:18:25","date_gmt":"2017-06-27T06:18:25","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/themes.pankogut.com\/foodylite\/?p=11"},"modified":"2018-06-29T12:55:39","modified_gmt":"2018-06-29T12:55:39","slug":"brunch-with-friends","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/themes.pankogut.com\/foodylite\/brunch-with-friends\/","title":{"rendered":"Brunch with Friends"},"content":{"rendered":"<h1>We just call it a sausage.<\/h1>\n<p>It&#8217;s called &#8216;taking advantage.&#8217; It&#8217;s what gets you ahead in life. Did you enjoy your meal, Mom? You drank it fast enough. What&#8217;s Spanish for &#8220;I know you speak English?&#8221; It&#8217;s a hug, Michael. I&#8217;m hugging you.<\/p>\n<p>Say goodbye to these, because it&#8217;s the last time! Bad news. Andy Griffith turned us down. He didn&#8217;t like his trailer. <strong> Did you enjoy your meal, Mom?<\/strong> <em> You drank it fast enough.<\/em> Guy&#8217;s a pro.<\/p>\n<h2>Say goodbye to these, because it&#8217;s the last time!<\/h2>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<p>Across from where? Steve Holt! Say goodbye to these, because it&#8217;s the last time! I&#8217;m a monster. No, I did not kill Kitty. However, I am going to oblige and answer the nice officer&#8217;s questions because I am an honest man with no secrets to hide.<\/p>\n<ol>\n<li>Get me a vodka rocks. And a piece of toast.<\/li>\n<li>Now, when you do this without getting punched in the chest, you&#8217;ll have more fun.<\/li>\n<li>I hear the jury&#8217;s still out on science.<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n<h3>Steve Holt!<\/h3>\n<p>Really? Did nothing cancel? It&#8217;s called &#8216;taking advantage.&#8217; It&#8217;s what gets you ahead in life. Bad news. Andy Griffith turned us down. He didn&#8217;t like his trailer. Army had half a day. I&#8217;m a monster. I don&#8217;t criticize you! And if you&#8217;re worried about criticism, sometimes a diet is the best defense.<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>I&#8217;m half machine. I&#8217;m a monster.<\/li>\n<li>Army had half a day.<\/li>\n<li>Say goodbye to these, because it&#8217;s the last time!<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>Bad news. Andy Griffith turned us down. He didn&#8217;t like his trailer. Army had half a day. It&#8217;s called &#8216;taking advantage.&#8217; It&#8217;s what gets you ahead in life. I don&#8217;t criticize you! And if you&#8217;re worried about criticism, sometimes a diet is the best defense.<\/p>\n<p>Army had half a day. Did you enjoy your meal, Mom? You drank it fast enough. I&#8217;m afraid I just blue myself. There&#8217;s so many poorly chosen words in that sentence.<\/p>\n<p>We just call it a sausage. Oh, you&#8217;re gonna be in a coma, all right. I care deeply for nature. I&#8217;m half machine. I&#8217;m a monster.<\/p>\n<p>He&#8217;ll want to use your yacht, and I don&#8217;t want this thing smelling like fish. I&#8217;m a monster. He&#8217;ll want to use your yacht, and I don&#8217;t want this thing smelling like fish. He&#8217;ll want to use your yacht, and I don&#8217;t want this thing smelling like fish.<\/p>\n<p>First place chick is hot, but has an attitude, doesn&#8217;t date magicians. I care deeply for nature. What&#8217;s Spanish for &#8220;I know you speak English?&#8221; Well, what do you expect, mother? No, I did not kill Kitty. However, I am going to oblige and answer the nice officer&#8217;s questions because I am an honest man with no secrets to hide.<\/p>\n<p>Marry me. I care deeply for nature. I care deeply for nature. Army had half a day. Get me a vodka rocks. And a piece of toast. Get me a vodka rocks. And a piece of toast.<\/p>\n<p>Get me a vodka rocks. And a piece of toast. I hear the jury&#8217;s still out on science. Really? Did nothing cancel? As you may or may not know, Lindsay and I have hit a bit of a rough patch. Not tricks, Michael, illusions.<\/p>\n<p>I hear the jury&#8217;s still out on science. There&#8217;s so many poorly chosen words in that sentence. I don&#8217;t criticize you! And if you&#8217;re worried about criticism, sometimes a diet is the best defense. I don&#8217;t criticize you! And if you&#8217;re worried about criticism, sometimes a diet is the best defense.<\/p>\n<p>Get me a vodka rocks. And a piece of toast. Really? Did nothing cancel? I hear the jury&#8217;s still out on science. I hear the jury&#8217;s still out on science. No, I did not kill Kitty. However, I am going to oblige and answer the nice officer&#8217;s questions because I am an honest man with no secrets to hide.<\/p>\n<p>What&#8217;s Spanish for &#8220;I know you speak English?&#8221; Michael! First place chick is hot, but has an attitude, doesn&#8217;t date magicians. Whoa, this guy&#8217;s straight?<\/p>\n<p>Bad news. Andy Griffith turned us down. He didn&#8217;t like his trailer. Marry me. Across from where? It&#8217;s called &#8216;taking advantage.&#8217; It&#8217;s what gets you ahead in life. Bad news. Andy Griffith turned us down. He didn&#8217;t like his trailer.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>We just call it a sausage. It&#8217;s called &#8216;taking advantage.&#8217; It&#8217;s what gets you ahead in life. Did you enjoy your meal, Mom? You drank it fast enough. What&#8217;s Spanish for &#8220;I know you speak English?&#8221; It&#8217;s a hug, Michael. I&#8217;m hugging you. Say goodbye to these, because it&#8217;s the last time! Bad news. 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